Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition Round 1
Versus
The Fight
🍔 White Castle (Steam Patty Pam) vs. 💄 Ulta (Glitter Gwen)
Steam Patty Pam burst onto the lot in a mist of microwaved mystery meat. “Tiny burgers, big vengeance,” she hissed, sliding between cars on greased sliders and summoning onion ring tornadoes.
Glitter Gwen descended like a contour comet, glowing in seven shades of shimmer. “You will sparkle. You will suffer,” she whispered, launching blush bombs and wielding a mascara whip that captured dreams.
“Wait, what are we doing?”, quizzed Pam in a purple haze. “Kicking your cakey foundation ass, Stoney McWeeds-a-lot!”, retorted Gwen. “When I’m done with you you won’t know which end of the eyelash brush to use.”
“Hah! Nobody knows that!”, screamed Pam, launching a Big Craves Box with minimum effort.
The Final Blow: Pam lobbed a slider at Gwen’s mirror armor, but the reflection bounced it into Pam’s face. Stunned, she collapsed… only for Gwen to trip on a rogue pickle and knock herself out cold. DOUBLE KO!!! A Taco Bell employee wanders in and claims the territory. “Run for the Border, Bitches!” could be heard in the distance as the Taco Bell employee walked away with the victory.