Welcome to Celebrity Cage Match 2: Enraged Employee Edition. This edition pits 16 employees of everyday businesses against each other to see who reigns supreme. Each fight takes place in the parking lot of one of the businesses, and each winner moves on to the next round in single single-elimination chain goodness.

This is just for fun, so per the Repressed Humor Issues Legal Department: None of these fights ever actually occurred, nor do we encourage you to start these fights or encourage others to do so. Please be respectful of employees of these businesses, and tip your server!

Round 1