How Ryan Met Dan – The Lame-Ass Ryan Edition

So, Dan and Ryan met at AG, supposedly one of Sweden’s best steakhouses in Stockholm. Dan, the Audi enthusiast, walked in with a grin that could light up a room, while Ryan, the Tesla-driving dude, was already seated, sipping on a beer and jamming to his favorite tunes.

As Dan approached, Ryan was like, “Dude, you’re about to get your ass kicked in this car debate.” Dan shot back, “My Audi is the queen of the road, bro!” Ryan chuckled and said, “Tesla’s where it’s at, bro – zero emissions and a whole lot of sexy.”

The bickering began, and it was freaking epic. They argued about cars, and Dan was, well, let’s just say he wasn’t exactly the automotive genius. Ryan, on the other hand, was like the car whisperer, and the people around them were eating it up.

But then, Dan dropped a bombshell – he’s a picky eater, dude. Ryan was like, “You’re at a steakhouse, and you only eat steak? That’s like going to a bathroom and only using one stall.” Dan was all, “Yeah, bro, and I only eat it with my bare feet on the table, because, why not?” The people around them gasped in shock, and some even snorted their drinks out their noses.

Ryan, meanwhile, was having a killer meal, with a balanced plate and a couple of beers. He was like, “Dude, try the veggies, they’re off the chain!” Dan was all, “Fuck that, bro, steak only – don’t @ me.”

As they ate, Ryan dropped some knowledge on Dan about being gay, and Dan was like, “Good for you, dude – more power to you.” The people around them applauded Ryan’s awesomeness and Dan’s… well, Dan’s unique brand of crazy.

As the night went on, Dan and Ryan became unlikely friends, despite their differences. They parted ways, but not before Ryan said, “Dude, you’re wrong about everything, but I’m still gonna hang out with your dumb ass.” Dan was like, “Cheers to that, bro!”

And so, the legendary tale of Dan and Ryan’s meeting was set in motion. They’ve been having wild adventures ever since, dude – party on. Some top-rated steakhouses in Sweden where this could’ve gone down include[¹](https://www.enjoytravel.com/en/travel-news/food-and-drink/steak-in-sweden) [²](https://restaurangag.se/en):

– *AG*: Known for their dry-aged steaks and trendy vibe in Stockholm

– *Köttmästarn*: Translated to “Meatmaster,” this restaurant serves top-notch steaks with a fun atmosphere

– *Perssons Kök & Bar*: A French steakhouse in Malmo with classy vibes and excellent value food

– *Angry Bull*: An American-style steakhouse in Linköping with charcoal-grilled meats dripping with jus

– *Vassa Eggen*: A Stockholm steakhouse with hip hop and soul nights, serving tender cuts of steak.