Never Has A Podcast Done
So Little With So Much
Repressed Humor Issues is the unfiltered, unedited, uncensored,
unscripted Podcast you didn’t know you were missing.
Listen to our Episodes Here
So Why Are You Here?
Seriously… Why? Did Steve Send You? Fucking Steve!!
Here are some of the reasons you may be here…
You Don’t Know and Don’t Care
We get it. We don’t care either, and it shows. I mean, look at this website. It’s like someone named Ryan build it or something. Damn Ryan and his Clown College education.
You like Self-Deprecation?
Who doesn’t like listening to two guys insult each other’s existence. If you know that person, don’t bring them here. We don’t like them. They are dead to us.
The Internet Lied to You?
The Internet lies to everyone. Get used to it. But while you’re here you should listen to our Podcast…. Because we won’t lie to you…. We promise.
You like Jolt Cola?
Help us fund our program to buy the recipe and the rights to Jolt Cola and we’ll provide you with a supply of Jolt Cola equivalent to some random math we make up.
You Like OnlyFans?
We made that joke ONE TIME! We do NOT have a crotch cam! Get over it! It’s NOT going to happen. Unless….. You have a lot of money….
You Have Lots of Money
My father is a Nigerian Prince that needs your help to escape the prison the government has placed him in. Ask us for our Venmo details.
Uncut, Uncensored, and Unscripted
Every week on Repressed Humor Issues, Ryan and Dan attack the issues of the day…. Like why time travelling leads to incest, castrating hippos is a horrible job, and the worst date you’ve ever had is nothing compared to the dates we’ve been on…
We do minimal editing, no scripts, and zero preparation. We have no producers, no life, and no talent…. But we built this website, so you might as well listen to us on:
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That guy Dan really makes this show work. Ryan I could do without. I’m not sure why they let Ryan keep coming back… He’s like post-nasal drip and explosive diarrhea at the same time…
Dan
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Frequently Asked Questions
Why did you name this Repressed Humor Issues?
Boredom, caffeine, and it’s cheaper than therapy
Can I help?
Unless you have lots of money, No. If you have lots of money, we’re listening
How did you guys meet?
Dan had a steady job, a life, and a family. Ryan was jealous. Dan has regretted that dinner in Sweden ever since.
Can I be on your show?
Yes, but it will cost you. It may be money, it may be your sanity, but yes, it will cost you.