Never Has A Podcast Done
So Little With So Much

Repressed Humor Issues is the unfiltered, unedited, uncensored,
unscripted Podcast you didn’t know you were missing.

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Season 2 Episode 19 - Testicular Torsion Trauma
Season 2 Episode 19 – Testicular Torsio…
One of these days I’ll be able to stop putting apologies at the beginning of these descriptions, but we apologize
01:01:47
December 07, 2024
Season 2 Episode 18 - Liquid Gorilla Fun
Season 2 Episode 18 – Liquid Gorilla Fu…
So once again Ryan and Dan are very delayed on getting an episode out. Dan caught pneumonia and Ryan had all sorts
01:03:26
November 21, 2024
Season 2 Episode 17 - Stone Smoked Seniors
Season 2 Episode 17 – Stone Smoked Seni…
In another much-delayed episode (This time due to multiple illnesses among the staff), Dan and Ryan discuss Tucker
01:04:09
October 28, 2024
Season 2 Episode 16 - Gay Glitterbomb Games
Season 2 Episode 16 – Gay Glitterbomb G…
Welcome to the again-many-times-delayed Episode 16 of Repressed Humor Issues. In this episode, Dan and Ryan discus
01:08:20
October 13, 2024
Season 2 Episode 15 - Caloric Candy Chaos
Season 2 Episode 15 – Caloric Candy Cha…
In this much-delayed episode, Ryan and Dan spend way too much time talking about what snack foods we’ve lived off
01:08:43
September 29, 2024
Season 2 Episode 14 - Depreciating Dodge Deathbox
Season 2 Episode 14 – Depreciating Dodg…
In this episode, Ryan and Dan talk about how Joe is horrible at band-aiding himself, Dan has a butt foot, Ryan lik
01:14:21
September 09, 2024
Season 2 Episode 13 - Misguided Matrix Misgivings
Season 2 Episode 13 – Misguided Matrix …
Have you ever thought about movies? Now you don't have to because Ryan and Dan did it for you! In Season 2 Ep
01:06:34
August 30, 2024
Season2 Episode 12 - Ancient Asshole Accessories
Season2 Episode 12 – Ancient Asshole Ac…
Jolt Cola makes it's return as our most-coveted, least "Still in business" sponsor aspiration as Rya
01:10:26
August 23, 2024
Season 2 Episode 11 - Nihilist Nightmare Nincompoops
Season 2 Episode 11 – Nihilist Nightmar…
We're just over halfway through season 2 of Repressed Humor Issues and finally hit the "punching baby ani
01:08:12
August 17, 2024
Season 2 Episode 10 - Baby Giraffe Uppercut
Season 2 Episode 10 – Baby Giraffe Uppe…
Ryan is back from vacation (dammit) so in this episode we go through all the things that happened while he was off
01:16:09
August 09, 2024
Season 2 Episode 9 - Wagbag's Worldly Wanderings
Season 2 Episode 9 – Wagbag's Worldly W…
In the second episode since Ryan went on vacation and abandoned this podcast for his gay-vacation, Dan brings back
01:09:22
July 21, 2024
Season 2 Episode 8 - Ryan Remotely Ruined
Season 2 Episode 8 – Ryan Remotely Ruin…
In this special episode, we finally get a chance to see if Ryan is replaceable. Dan calls it a draw, as our friend
01:05:54
July 19, 2024
Season 2 Episode 7 - Corporate Clown Comedy
Season 2 Episode 7 – Corporate Clown Co…
In this episode, Ryan and Dan talk through topics ranging from how the Ramen we went out for in Chicago makes Dan
01:11:26
July 10, 2024
Season 2 Episode 6 - Careless Carbohydrate Consumption
Season 2 Episode 6 – Careless Carbohydr…
In a disturbing turn of events, Dan and Ryan were in the same room to record this week's episode…… And Dan
01:08:59
July 04, 2024
Season 2 Episode 5 - Celebrity Squirt Games
Season 2 Episode 5 – Celebrity Squirt G…
Celebrity Squirt Games is Here! Submit your vote for who you think will win at: https://repressedhumorissues.com/
01:04:56
June 27, 2024
Season 2 Episode 4 - Partisan Political Pyschosis
Season 2 Episode 4 – Partisan Political…
In episode 4 of Season 2 Dan and Ryan tackle the issues with being a politician in today's political reality.
01:04:32
June 19, 2024
Season 2 Episode 3 - Traversing Temu Terror
Season 2 Episode 3 – Traversing Temu Te…
In episode 3 of Season 2 Ryan and Dan go where no humans should go….. TEMU!!! That's right, our favorite rep
01:04:51
June 12, 2024
Season 2 Episode 2 - Finger Meat Malaise
Season 2 Episode 2 – Finger Meat Malais…
Want to hear about all the injuries that sent Dan to the ER? Ryan didn't want to after hearing this episode. I
01:01:14
June 05, 2024
Season 2 Episode 1 - Foreign Flamingo Fiasco
Season 2 Episode 1 – Foreign Flamingo F…
We finally made it to season 2! In this totally unprepared and off-the-cuff episode, Ryan and Dan discuss such pre
01:08:58
May 29, 2024
Season 1 Episode 20 - Serial Enthusiasts Disaster
Season 1 Episode 20 – Serial Enthusiast…
Our much-anticipated, but generally much more delayed, season finale is live! In this episode Ryan and Dan talk ab
01:19:13
April 19, 2024
Season 1 Episode 19 - Death by Invention
Season 1 Episode 19 – Death by Inventio…
After two weeks of delays due to inept guests (Eff you Trevor) and Ryan being sick (eff you Ryan) we finally have
00:56:54
March 29, 2024
Season 1 Episode 18 - Dinosaur Desecration Party
Season 1 Episode 18 – Dinosaur Desecrat…
If you thought last week's episode was bad, wait until Ryan and Dan start talking about dinosaur STDs, My 600
01:14:16
March 12, 2024
Season 1 Episode 17 - Urban Fondue Party
Season 1 Episode 17 – Urban Fondue Part…
In this episode Ryan and Dan talk about Ryan's persistent eyebrow issues and his lack of gratitude on how Dan
01:12:57
March 05, 2024
Season 1 Episode 16 - Sentient Alien Nerdfest
Season 1 Episode 16 – Sentient Alien Ne…
In episode 16 Dan and Ryan talk about unfortunate shaving accidents, how Dan looks like an old man in his new glas
01:07:10
February 27, 2024
Season 1 Episode 15 - Titanic Squishy Mistakes
Season 1 Episode 15 – Titanic Squishy M…
In this episode Ryan and Dan give some companies in sore need of new slogans the slogans they deserve, and we wade
01:02:19
February 20, 2024
Season 1 Episode 11d - The Celebrity Cage Match Finale
Season 1 Episode 11d – The Celebrity Ca…
We made it to the finals of Celebrity Cage Match. This episode is for both Round 4 and the final battle. Who will
00:28:43
February 16, 2024
Season 1 Episode 14 - Toe Skin Boogers
Season 1 Episode 14 – Toe Skin Boogers
Have you ever peeled the skin off your feet or pulled boogers out of your dog's eyes and let them eat them? We
01:03:01
February 13, 2024
Season 1 Episode 11c - Celebrity Cage Match Round 3
Season 1 Episode 11c – Celebrity Cage M…
In this minisode we reveal the winners in Round 3 of Celebrity Cage Match, the series where we pit the celebrities
00:40:02
February 08, 2024
Season 1 Episode 13 - Asserting Anal Dominance
Season 1 Episode 13 – Asserting Anal Do…
In the episode of Repressed Humor Issues, our good friend Joe joins us while Ryan stares down a gaseous canine att
01:14:52
February 06, 2024
Season 1 Episode 11B - Celebrity Cage Match Round 2
Season 1 Episode 11B – Celebrity Cage M…
Have you been paying attention to Celebrity Cage Match? This mini-sode is a continuation of CCM, with Round 2 Resu
00:41:06
February 01, 2024
Season 1 Episode 12 - Celebrity Sportsball Psychos
Season 1 Episode 12 – Celebrity Sportsb…
In this episode of Repressed Humor Issues Ryan and Dan talk seriously about Nitrogen Hypoxia execution, how Taylor
00:55:01
January 30, 2024
Season 1 Episode 11 - Cage Match Chaos
Season 1 Episode 11 – Cage Match Chaos
In this episode Ryan and Dan discuss breathing out of your butt (Yes, all mammals can technically breath through t
01:12:40
January 26, 2024
Season 1 Episode 10 - Throat Sweat Syndrome
Season 1 Episode 10 – Throat Sweat Synd…
In this episode Ryan explains how lip balm can be disastrous when Dan is around, we talk about all the foods who&#
00:59:45
January 25, 2024
Season 1 Episode 9 - Olive Roadhouse Defribrilation
Season 1 Episode 9 – Olive Roadhouse De…
In episode 9 Ryan and Dan talk about the war crime known as flocked hangers, how Jolt Cola is screwing up their po
00:56:26
January 05, 2024
Season 1 Episode 8 - Flat Earth Killjoys
Season 1 Episode 8 – Flat Earth Killjoy…
In this episode, Dan and Ryan talk about Dan's ability to complain about everything, George Santos' Cameo
00:59:09
January 04, 2024
Season 1 Episode 7 - Celebrity Street Brawls
Season 1 Episode 7 – Celebrity Street B…
In this episode, Ryan talks about his Squid Game 2 fantasy, Bird Scooters finds every reason to sponsor us, and Da
00:55:03
January 04, 2024
Season 1 Episode 6 - Knott's Berry Harm
Season 1 Episode 6 – Knott's Berry Harm
In our Holiday-Themed episode we find out how old Ryan really is, make fun of how old he is, and then discuss his
00:37:02
January 04, 2024
Season 1 Episode 5 - Stainless Steel Sarcophagus
Season 1 Episode 5 – Stainless Steel Sa…
In episode 5 of Repressed Humor Issues, Ryan and Dan walk through the top 10 list of all the horrible cars we'
00:38:34
December 15, 2023
Season 1 Episode 4 - Eff You Advertisers
Season 1 Episode 4 – Eff You Advertiser…
In the much delayed Episode 4 Ryan and Dan discuss some new slogans for X (Formally known as Twitter), our top 10
00:58:18
December 05, 2023
Season 1 Episode 3 - Cocaine Hippo Castration
Season 1 Episode 3 – Cocaine Hippo Cast…
Have you ever wondered if you could cross the Atlantic Ocean in a home-made hamster wheel or what it takes to cast
01:01:11
November 22, 2023
Season 1 Episode 2 - Time Travelling Incest Games
Season 1 Episode 2 – Time Travelling In…
We made another episode! Listen to us wreck Sponge Bob and Back to the Future forever, get pissed off at stupid pe
00:58:59
November 14, 2023
Season 1 Episode 1 - Puking Starfish Boy
Season 1 Episode 1 – Puking Starfish Bo…
In our premiere episode, Ryan and I discuss some of the most important topics of the day, including Ryan's tim
01:20:12
November 05, 2023

So Why Are You Here?
Seriously… Why? Did Steve Send You? Fucking Steve!!
Here are some of the reasons you may be here…

You Don’t Know and Don’t Care

We get it. We don’t care either, and it shows. I mean, look at this website. It’s like someone named Ryan build it or something. Damn Ryan and his Clown College education.

You like Self-Deprecation?

Who doesn’t like listening to two guys insult each other’s existence. If you know that person, don’t bring them here. We don’t like them. They are dead to us.

The Internet Lied to You?

The Internet lies to everyone. Get used to it. But while you’re here you should listen to our Podcast…. Because we won’t lie to you…. We promise.

You like Jolt Cola?

Help us fund our program to buy the recipe and the rights to Jolt Cola and we’ll provide you with a supply of Jolt Cola equivalent to some random math we make up.

You Like OnlyFans?

We made that joke ONE TIME! We do NOT have a crotch cam! Get over it! It’s NOT going to happen. Unless….. You have a lot of money….

You Have Lots of Money

My father is a Nigerian Prince that needs your help to escape the prison the government has placed him in. Ask us for our Venmo details.

Uncut, Uncensored, and Unscripted

Every week on Repressed Humor Issues, Ryan and Dan attack the issues of the day…. Like why time travelling leads to incest, castrating hippos is a horrible job, and the worst date you’ve ever had is nothing compared to the dates we’ve been on…

We do minimal editing, no scripts, and zero preparation. We have no producers, no life, and no talent…. But we built this website, so you might as well listen to us on:

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

That guy Dan really makes this show work. Ryan I could do without. I’m not sure why they let Ryan keep coming back… He’s like post-nasal drip and explosive diarrhea at the same time…

Dan

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Frequently Asked Questions

Why did you name this Repressed Humor Issues?

Boredom, caffeine, and it’s cheaper than therapy

Can I help?

Unless you have lots of money, No. If you have lots of money, we’re listening

How did you guys meet?

Dan had a steady job, a life, and a family. Ryan was jealous. Dan has regretted that dinner in Sweden ever since.

Can I be on your show?

Yes, but it will cost you. It may be money, it may be your sanity, but yes, it will cost you.